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What Is Gallimaufry?

By definition, “gallimaufry” represents a hodge-podge, a jumble or medley of things. Which is just how my brain feels sometimes, especially at night if I have trouble sleeping. So I’m using this blog as a way to record some of those thoughts. You might agree. You might not. Have it your way.

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A Waste of a Good Billboard

While traveling through the South this past week, I couldn’t help but notice all the billboards that either cited Jesus, or the Lord, or in some way displayed someone’s faith for the world to see… A call to Jesus – ridiculous! I hate to break it to them, but Jesus not only never spoke or […]

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Please No More Trump! Let him just disappear.

Dear News Media and anyone who publicly posts to the internet, on print, or airways: Trump is going away. He’s leaving Washington. He has done enough damage and it’s beyond time for him to go. Please do not extend his stay in our collective consciousness! Do not speak about him – no matter how outrageous […]

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There’s Plenty of Blame to Spread Around

Trump isn’t the only one who called for insurrection. Nor is he the only one who ignored science, allowing the pandemic to kill so many people. He’s the assh*le at the top, so he gets the bulk of the blame, yes. However… follow the money… Now 5 people are dead because so many have been […]

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Dog Poop – How Appropriate

As the pandemic rages, and the Big Orange One Trump pretends it doesn’t exist, Congress finally passes a second stimulus bill. Only Trump has threatened not to sign it. Trump puts GOP on its heels with 11th-hour stimulus demands The entire situation is represented well by the giant pile of poop found on the sidewalk […]

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A Christmas Gift for YOU

This is simple and won’t cost you a penny – at least not up front. You can give yourself this gift – just what you have always wanted. Go shopping, or attend a party, or eat at a crowded restaurent. Do NOT wear a mask or protect yourself in any way. Voila! Merry Christmas! You […]

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Will You Die?

You have a good chance of contracting COVID if you don’t wear a mask appropriately, and if you don’t keep your distance. This reminds me of the scary times when we knew AIDs was being transmitted, and people didn’t test before they slept and had sex with someone else – male or female. If you […]

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Follow the Money

There is only one reason The Great Orange Trump won’t concede this election and it requires us to follow the money. If people think he has a chance of winning – no matter how ridiculous a notion that is – they will continue sending him, and his campaign, money. Fools. Conned AGAIN! We all know […]

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Trumpers – You Do NOT Own the American Flag

Today is Election Day in the United States and our democracy is at stake. I would like to remind all Trump voters that they DO NOT OWN the American flag. For some reason, the Trump voters in my neighborhood think they do. I am very much an American. I am a former registered Republican – […]

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I Love Jim Gaffigan

ICYMI, Jim Gaffigan told it like it is! And I am highly appreciative, and actually, a little jealous of him, too. He posted on social media a few weeks ago, saying, “Look Trumpers I get it. As a kid I was a cubs fan and I know you stick by your team no matter what […]

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What’s the Difference?

Say you drive down the road, and despite the fact that you know you shouldn’t, you decide to send someone a text while you are driving. In a split second, you hit a teenager on a bike who is then hospitalized for weeks – before he dies. Or…. In a split second, you hit a […]

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