The Unfairness of Calories

This is how we know the world is not fair.

If there is a Hershey bar, or a cheesecake, or a pecan streusel sitting on my kitchen counter, and I eat them, I will probably gain 5 lbs.

It would only be fair if I observe them, even pick them up and take a good whiff of them – then set them down and walk away – and then – in fairness – LOSE 5 lbs because I did NOT eat them.

Right?